Florentin's Lexicon : Experimental Paradoxist Linguistics

By Smarandache, Florentin

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Title:	Florentin's Lexicon : Experimental Paradoxist Linguistics
Author:	Smarandache, Florentin
Volume:
Language:	English
Subject:	Non Fiction, Drama and Literature, Paradoxist Writing
Collections:	Authors Community, Philosophy
Historic Publication Date:	2013
Publisher:	World Public Library

Member Page:	Florentin Smarandache
Citation APA MLA Chicago Smarandache, B. F. (2013). Florentin's Lexicon : Experimental Paradoxist Linguistics. Retrieved from http://gutenberg.us/

Description
Eleven linguistic categories are presented (Murphy’s laws, the clichés, homonyms, tautologies, proverbs, metagrams, translations, definitions, figures of paradoxism, monorhymes, and abbreviations), which afterwards are respectively turned into their corresponding Florentin’s Laws, clichés, homonyms, etc. and exemplified.

Summary
This volume includes author’s paradoxist experiments in linguistics from a literary point of view.

Table of Contents
Let’s Make Experiments in Linguistics (General preface) - 6 1. FLORENTIN’S LAWS If anything can go wrong, pass it on to someone else! - 8 1.1. ADVENTURES and VARIATIONs IN MURPHY’s LAW (Preface) - 9 1.2. What and Why Florentin’s law - 11 1.3. Florentin’s Laws / !An Author to the Cube! - 13 1.3.1. Florentin’s Laws: To hell with Murphy, deviate! - 14 1.3.2. Florentin’s Laws: Relax Peter’s! - 16 1.3.3. Florentin’s Interdisciplinary Laws - 18 1.3.4. More Variations in Florentin’s Law - 20 2. FLORENTIN’S CLICHÉS The dictator lifts the state of emergency with a crane - 22 2.1. Changing the Figurative Language to a Literal Language (Preface) - 23 2.2. Florentin’s Clichés - 28 3. FLORENTIN’S HOMONYMS Send me an e-male - 36 3.1. Preface: Send me an e-male = Florentin’s Homonyms = - 37 3.2. Florentin’s Homonyms - 39 3.2.1. First face of the story (Homophones) - 40 3.2.2. Second face of the story (Homophones) - 42 3.2.3. Multiple faces of the story (Homophones) - 44 3.2.4. Others (Homographs) – 45 4. FLORENTIN’S TAUTOLOGIES - 46 4.1. About Florentin’s Tautologies - 47 5. FLORENTIN’S PROVERBS - 48 5.1. Introduction: Deviation and Juxtaposition of Proverbs - 49 5.2. Florentin’s Proverbs - 53 6. FLORENTIN’S METAGRAMS – 57 6.1. Introducing the term ‘metagram’ - 58 6.2. Few examples of Florentin’s Metagrams - 59 7. FLORENTIN’S TRANSLATIONS - 60 7.1. ‘False friends’ words and other deviations of Translations - 61 7.2. Florentin’s Translations among eight languages - 62 8. FLORENTIN’S DEFINITIONS - 64 8.1. Samples of Florentin’s Definitions - 65 9. FLORENTIN’S FIGURES OF PARADOXISM - 66 9.1. Paradoxism and its Groupings of Figures - 67 9.2. Paradoxist Excerpts - 70 10. FLORENTIN’S MONORHYMES - 74 10.1. How to build Florentin’s Monorhymes – 75 10.2. Florentin’s MonoRhymes - 76 Variorum – 77 Refresh - 77 Camorra - 78 Recourse - 78 As a pizzle - 79 Gift - 79 Bon appétit! - 79 Who: - 79 Woof - 80 Ringo - 80 Ix - 80 Unhappy - 81 Re-echo - 81 Synesthesia - 81 Lunch - 81 Synapse - 82 My flower is - 82 As Inapt - 82 Opera seria - 83 Thanatos - 83 Monosyllabic 1 - 84 Monosyllabic 2 - 84 11. FLORENTIN’S ABBREVIATIONS - 85 11.1. Examples of Florentin’s Abbreviations – 86