Defective Writing

By Smarandache, Florentin

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Title:	Defective Writing
Author:	Smarandache, Florentin
Volume:
Language:	English
Subject:	Fiction, Drama and Literature, Short Stories
Collections:	Authors Community, Poetry
Historic Publication Date:	2013
Publisher:	World Public Library

Member Page:	Florentin Smarandache
Citation APA MLA Chicago Smarandache, B. F. (2013). Defective Writing. Retrieved from http://gutenberg.us/

Description
A collection of short prose essays.

Excerpt
CULTURAL NEWS1 (short prose poem) I queue up at the entry of art. queue for meat, queue for bread (Hurraaah Hurrah How fine is our life!) And I watch how someone builds their tomb in eternity. We beseech you to sit down each as far as possible in literature, we are announced by the hoarse interphone. -No, thanks. I prefer standing up, I find myself answering unquestioned. -But do come, please, come. the poetry is waiting for you - says the interphone, then to me: -Enough, there is no place left, get out.

Table of Contents
About Florentin Smarandache again, by Ion Rotaru 5 Introduction to the Kingdom of Error 9 A few features of the NonExistentialism 10 A common 13 Cultural actuality (short prose - poem) 14 How not to ascend to the High NonSociety 15 News 19 Portrait 20 1st letter of Uncle Vasile the political refugee 21 2nd letter of Uncle Vasile the political refugee 23 3rd letter 25 The letter of Mircea the King-size 26 Leitmotif (short prose without action, without conflict, without subject) 27 Hopes 30 Recollections of which I don’t wish to remember 33 Defect writings (short prose - essay) 35 Introduction in Gibberish 38 Curriculum Vitae 49 The typewriter 50 Landscape with dreams 51 The heroic day of an ordinary man 53 Savu of Lentza 56 Gallant affairs 58 Little history of love (critique short prose) 60 Divorce 62 Uncle Gheorghe’s amazing deeds 64 Genealogy 67 At the swimming place 69 Characterize the character Vitoria Lipan in the novel “The hatchet” 70 RRS 73 Cupboard-which-can-hold-many-people-and-runs-alone-on-railways 74 Shakespeare Alexandru and Beethoven Nicolae 75 Diploma (juridical short prose) 77 Ahmed or Houssine or Hassane 78 The fair of Saint Eli 80 Uncle Faruk the duffer 82 Uncle Faruk and the buttons (radio film by Liviu Rebreanu and Farimitza Lambru) 83 The safety pin 84 NonProse 86 Our Father (short prose of consecration) 90 Tale at infinite 91 The goat with little red riding and other tales 92 Ă ă Î î Â â Ş ş Ţ ţ (short prose for computer and printer) 94 I will begin to write a novel by Marian Barbu (plagiarised short prose) 95 Homework (resumed short prose) 96 Subject of a short story 97 Greuceanu [1st part] (rebus short prose] 98 Greuceanu [2nd part] (mathematical short prose) 100 Greuceanu [n-th part, for n = 3, 4, 5, ∞ ] (Chinese, Bengal, Chemical, Physical, Martian, Astrological, Metagalactical, ..., ∞ short prose) 101 A day in the life of a harmless guy (aleatory short prose) 102 Hidden thoughts (very short prose) 103 The secret of the treasure in the island (the shortest prose in the world) 104 Dracula honoured by (British short prose) 105 Dracula and the computer (American SF prose) 105 The mechanization of agriculture (graphical short prose) 106 ?! {The reader becomes writer (short prose for future) 107 The most paradoxist man of the world (biographical short prose by Charles T. Le student at Glendale Community College by Florentin Smarandache) 108 Postface by Stephen J. Crothers 109