Captain Quark and the Time Cheaters : Donald Trump's Favorite Sci-Fi Novel - NOT!!: Donald Trump's Favorite Sci-Fi Novel - NOT!!

By Shatspeare, William

Book Id: WPLBN0100303128
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Reproduction Date: 11/26/2020

Title:	Captain Quark and the Time Cheaters : Donald Trump's Favorite Sci-Fi Novel - NOT!!: Donald Trump's Favorite Sci-Fi Novel - NOT!!
Author:	Shatspeare, William
Volume:
Language:	English
Subject:	Fiction, Drama and Literature
Collections:	Science Fiction, Authors Community
Historic Publication Date:	2020
Publisher:	Star Truck Enterprises (TM)

Member Page:	William Shatspeare
Citation APA MLA Chicago Shatspeare, B. W. (2020). Captain Quark and the Time Cheaters : Donald Trump's Favorite Sci-Fi Novel - NOT!!. Retrieved from http://gutenberg.us/

Description
Universes are colliding. Characters from a tangle of universes—Star Trek, Marvel Comics, Star Wars, Harry Potter, DC Comics, Middle Earth and more—are colliding in a reality that has gone mad.The evil, orange-skinned usurper, Uranus Blowhard, has hypnotized Amerricans with his mind-numbing MAGA chant. Blowhard is determined to collect the Time Cheaters that will make him the most powerful roach motel tycoon in the Infiniverse. The only thing standing in Blowhard’s way is Captain Quark and his crack team of superheroes, The Funtastic Five. Captain Quark is an ideal story for the silver screen because it draws inspiration and MANY cameo characters from the very biggest Hollywood blockbusters. The story is a retelling of Donald Trump's rise and fall which casts Trump (aka, Uranus Blowhard) in the character of a bungling Thanos knock-off. There are many epic battle scenes throughout Captain Quark that would rock the world of movie-goers. Besides all of the action, Captain Quark is a love story with a romantic ending that will tug at audience heart strings.

Summary
Shatspeare has penned a masterpiece!! Universes are colliding. Characters from a tangle of universes—Star Trek, Marvel Comics, Star Wars, Harry Potter, DC Comics, Middle Earth and more—are colliding in a reality that has simply gone mad. The evil, orange-skinned usurper, Uranus Blowhard, has hypnotized Amerricans with this mind-numbing MAGA chant. Blowhard is determined to collect the five Time Cheaters that will make him the most powerful roach motel tycoon in the Infiniverse. The only thing standing in Blowhard’s way is Captain Quark and his crack team of superheroes, The Funtastic Five. Will Quark and the FF thwart Blowhard's scheme to conquer the Infiniverse? The only place to find out is in the brain-tingling pages of CAPTAIN QUARK AND THE TIME CHEATERS!! Read on MacDuff!

Excerpt
"Once you delve into the illusions of orthodox history—such as, who deserves credit for discovering Amerrica—you will understand how the past can change, because..." Muddle’s pulse quickened, " ...you will have changed it!" Muddle fell back a step and held his breath. He had dropped his bombshell. The professor exhaled slowly and agonizingly. Down and down sank his chest and with it went Muddle's hopes. Instead of erupting into riotous applause Muddle's students looked singularly unimpressed. Muddle imagined that he could hear crickets chirping in the amphitheater. He sighed. Some things never change. Muddle encountered the same reaction whenever he trotted out his blockbuster theory of Historical Transitivity. Crickets... The gist of Muddle's theory was simple but provocative. Interpretations of the past often change when priorities shift in the present. Wars, dynasties, even entire historical epochs were forever falling in and out of historical fashion. With that in mind, historical transitivity asserted that the past was just as malleable as the present. If Muddle’s theory had stopped there, he might have been able to generate enough polite interest to assuage his damaged ego. But Muddle insisted on adding another wrinkle that, as far as his students were concerned, pitched Muddle and his theory into the abyss of certifiable insanity. Ever the optimist, Muddle was convinced that, with the right tools, he could do more than change the way that people interpret history. Muddle believed that, via the magic of historical transitivity, he would—somehow, some day!—find a way to alter the very course of human history. For Muddle, history was not a lifeless record of bygone events. Muddle believed that history contained all of the answers to humanity’s most vexing problems. All he had to do was identify the key turning points in history and then find a way to change their outcomes...for the better!!